How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
2 comments:
Nice. I love a corny joke. The fish swimming into a wall is one of my favorites, as well as this one: What's brown and sticky? A stick! HA!
I believe I sent you that same list of jokes about a year ago Nicole LOVES reciting them as often as she can get away with it and Angelo always forgets the punch line and she gets a real kick out of it. John and I just roll our eyes when she gets started.
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