Friday Funnies

I have to thank Penni for the following "Things to Make you Smile." I got a few good chuckles this morning so I thought I would share . . .

Things to Make You Smile

• I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
• Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
• Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
• God must love stupid people; He made so many.
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
• Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
• They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
• He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
• A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
• Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!

Also for your Friday entertainment, here's the link to this week's photos. The theme for the week was Objects. Enjoy. http://www.digourpics.com/category.php?c=10